"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
Please do not misunderstand what I mean by this Tweet. I’m not in any way negating the horrific and inexcusable violations and crimes against Jennifer Lawrence and the other women.
But, when I saw that the FBI issued a statement about this one day (on Labor day, no less and we all know how efficient government bureaucracy is on regular days, let alone holidays) after the photos were released, it really hit me: Apparently, being rich and famous in this country also entitles you to swift justice.